Questions that you’ve always wanted to ask (but were afraid to do so)

When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?

Why do the numbers on phones go down while the numbers on calculators go up?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?

If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?

If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

from: http://www.crazythoughts.com/